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20-10-2005, 03:28 PM
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As one mechanic said to the other. " whats the diff ? " reply " a matter of a pinion " :1syellow1
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20-10-2005, 03:35 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Somebody needs
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1993 EB2 FALCON S XR8 As original from showroom floor with all options Additions - Pacemakers turbo400 3" exhaust Custom cai prototype No 4 Stage 1 shift kit with neck brace Still to come DIVORCE |
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20-10-2005, 04:11 PM
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MONTY is Alive !
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I'll second that !! Kev
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1988 Ford Fairmont EA Series 1 MODS: Hurricane Extractors, Red dash light, Fake Xenon Lights, Mpfi Conversion, Dumpage, 17" ANZ Mayhems (Chrome) TO COME: 5 speed trans, 4.11 LSD, Carputer, Stage 2 cam, Major Head Work .  : |
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20-10-2005, 04:30 PM
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"A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. "
ughh, dont worry il kick my own *** haha |
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20-10-2005, 04:34 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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man that walks sideways thru airport is soon going to bangkok.
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20-10-2005, 04:38 PM
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This thread is going to go off like a nice cold glass of mucus...
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20-10-2005, 04:40 PM
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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20-10-2005, 04:41 PM
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20-10-2005, 04:42 PM
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shortest poem in the world:
"Fleas". Adam had'em |
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20-10-2005, 04:43 PM
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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris...are in-Seine.
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20-10-2005, 04:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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someone close this thread!
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20-10-2005, 04:48 PM
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yeh we all need help, more proof that condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion....... *boom tish*
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20-10-2005, 04:49 PM
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Two bass drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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20-10-2005, 04:51 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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As a washing machine mechanic , if it only a small load , we do it by hand
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20-10-2005, 05:11 PM
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Well, well, well.
Three holes in the ground.
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20-10-2005, 05:30 PM
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
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20-10-2005, 05:32 PM
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Oh god someome kill it.
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Just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop p**s at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... this is fantastic. I'm in heaven. |
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20-10-2005, 05:33 PM
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So....
A needle pulling thread they tell me.
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20-10-2005, 05:35 PM
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Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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20-10-2005, 05:36 PM
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nice one pully6 hehe...
... when two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.... |
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20-10-2005, 05:39 PM
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This thread's as off as a stale bucket of bilge on a prawn boat.
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20-10-2005, 05:52 PM
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What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT?
Nice Belt ! |
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20-10-2005, 05:52 PM
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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20-10-2005, 05:53 PM
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Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers. Q. What's a hindu? A. Lays eggs. Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No-Eye Deer. (sound like No Idea) Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A. Still no eye deer. ..... threads going off like a fish milkshake. |
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20-10-2005, 05:55 PM
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mwahahaha love those kiwi ones haha
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20-10-2005, 05:55 PM
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HAHAHA I love them all!!!
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20-10-2005, 05:58 PM
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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20-10-2005, 06:03 PM
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a local area network here in Australia - the lan down under
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Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the church. Well Bill went out bough some paint and started painting the church. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected so the added some thinner to the paint, well it is still covered but not as well as it did at first. Well he still was using more paint than he wanted to use so he added still more thinner to the paint. Well the paint was too thin cover well but Bill still kept on painting. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed, "Repaint and thin no more."
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20-10-2005, 06:08 PM
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they call me Tibbo
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A midget walked between a ladies legs.. He got a clit around the ear and a flap across the face
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