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Old 14-02-2009, 11:51 PM   #1
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Default Why Ferrari will always be more popular than Kia

Could this be why so many men buy Ferraris over the humble KIA??

If they tried this in Aus I rekn Kia would go broke within a week, although the sales might go up with the Mongolians locals, they are after all a great people mover as they have illustrated below.

Would you prefer to give a ride to

these

or these??

these

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the triplets

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Old 15-02-2009, 12:03 AM   #2
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Bwahahahaha!
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Old 15-02-2009, 12:22 AM   #3
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i think i'd save a few bucks on fuel with the Ferrari girls atleast :P
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Old 15-02-2009, 12:29 AM   #4
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Surely this is a joke?
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Old 15-02-2009, 12:32 AM   #5
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i think its an advertising gimmick like the Sumo truck ad's..but with fat chicks..
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Old 15-02-2009, 01:02 AM   #6
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hahaha
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Old 15-02-2009, 01:25 AM   #7
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Cmon, its just showing the light trucks Payload.....

Something about a woman who has bigger arms then me....... :
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Old 15-02-2009, 01:47 AM   #8
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I hope the heavies put a sticker on that truck, it's clearly well over the limit
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Old 15-02-2009, 08:37 AM   #9
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the ferrari only has one seat.
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Old 15-02-2009, 09:29 AM   #10
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Ahhh those clever Koreans.

That is marketing GOLD lol....
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Old 15-02-2009, 09:30 AM   #11
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If they tried this in Aus I rekn Kia would go broke within a week
It would get played on TV once, and then there would be a huge uproar from womens groups!
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Old 15-02-2009, 10:45 AM   #12
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^^^^^ true that
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Old 15-02-2009, 06:14 PM   #13
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hahahahhah, lol thats gold!
Not that theres anything wrong with kia's, love the luxury model black Kia Sorento my parents own.
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Old 15-02-2009, 06:24 PM   #14
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Gold, but i think the Kia 'Gals' are showing the carrying capacity of the little truck
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Old 15-02-2009, 07:28 PM   #15
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I hope that kia has a wide load sticker on it somewhere lol!!
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Old 15-02-2009, 10:37 PM   #16
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I hope that kia has a wide load sticker on it somewhere lol!!
That load is so wide, it doesnt need a sticker. If someone cant see that mountain of blubber ahead, they need more than glasses...
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Old 15-02-2009, 11:44 PM   #17
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Mmmmmmmmm!!... theres somethin VERY sexy about that KIA... just cant quite place my finger on it yet.. thats what I call more "Bang for ur buck"....
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Old 15-02-2009, 11:47 PM   #18
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*shudders* Ick.
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Old 16-02-2009, 12:00 PM   #19
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Give my vote to the triplets!
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Old 16-02-2009, 12:48 PM   #20
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Stef, your mind is always in the gutter isn't it.... lol
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Old 16-02-2009, 12:55 PM   #21
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Fat girls need loving too.
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Old 16-02-2009, 07:55 PM   #22
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I'll leave that to you mate.
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Old 16-02-2009, 08:18 PM   #23
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Except that KIA probably sells ten times as many cars as Ferrari.
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Old 16-02-2009, 08:42 PM   #24
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Stef, your mind is always in the gutter isn't it.... lol

Ye it finally got it's permanant residency : may as well
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Old 16-02-2009, 08:42 PM   #25
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Except that KIA probably sells ten times as many cars as Ferrari.

Ye but Ferrari's profit margin is probably ten times that again, sooooooooo :
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Old 16-02-2009, 09:57 PM   #26
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The fat chick second from the left would be a looker. If you ignore the fat she is quite attractive, if she lost 50kg she could move over to the ferrari. Otherwise hahahahahahaha.
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Old 16-02-2009, 09:59 PM   #27
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And don't forget the colours.

Ferraris mostly RED

Gotta be marketing genius

As opposed to advertising stupidity
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Old 16-02-2009, 10:09 PM   #28
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They just gotta pay. Giggity!
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Old 18-02-2009, 06:18 PM   #29
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Ye but Ferrari's profit margin is probably ten times that again, sooooooooo :
Kia actually sells 75 times as many cars and both of their profits were very similar.
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Old 19-02-2009, 07:50 PM   #30
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Classic! thats all i can say
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