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28-12-2007, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden. When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have. Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles. Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself. If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it. If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle. If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again. You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore. You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it. Bicycles don't get headaches. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider. Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles. Bicycles don't care if you're late. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle. If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts. You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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28-12-2007, 10:51 AM
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You can ride your bicycle in public!
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28-12-2007, 11:45 AM
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Purveyor of filth
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Hehehehehehehehehe!
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28-12-2007, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bundoora
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...and the bicycle won't be frowned upon if called the town bike
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28-12-2007, 12:00 PM
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Steve
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sth East Qld
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You can have a tricycle , or if you a lonely a mono-cycle ,and if you like em big, a penny farthing bike.Best ones are the racing bikes ,over quick and extremely fast.
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28-12-2007, 12:01 PM
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The one and only
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
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You can prop you bicycle against a tree or wall at any time
You can show your mates tricks on your bicycle.
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1992 DC LTDHO 360rwkw built by me Tuned by CVE Performance Going of the rails on a crazy train Other cars include Dynamic ED Sprint, Dynamic DL LTD, Sparkling Burgundy DL LTD, Yellow, Red & Blue XB sedan & Black XB Coupe
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28-12-2007, 12:01 PM
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64 Deluxe 4 door
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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you and a mate can ride the bicycle at the same time
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Why bicycles are better than women (funny)
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