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11-04-2008, 02:47 PM
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Powered by Ford
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Where the beers cold
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I got this in an email, thought it was good for a giggle -
BOOZE BUS Two Aboriginals were driving their old Ford Falcon in the outback one day, when off in the distance they saw a police booze bus. One of them thinks "this is great" and heads straight for it. As they pulled up, the driver winds his window down and says "Two cans of Emu Export thanks mate!" The copper looks at him and says "You must be drunk! Get out of the car and blow into this tube for me." The driver got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in that. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if I blow in that." The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says "OK In these cases we require you to give a blood sample." "Nah nah sorry boss. Can't be doin' that. I got a letter from the Red Cross saying I'm a Haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. Sorry boss, can't do that," said the driver. By now the copper is getting fairly irate and finally demands a urine sample for testing. The driver looks at him and says "Sorry boss, can't do that either." The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!!" "Bloody oath mate." says the driver, "It's from Kevins government. Says that you whites can't take the pi$$ out of us blackfellas no more." |
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11-04-2008, 03:17 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2007
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emu export is rubbish
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11-04-2008, 03:42 PM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lysterfield
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Hahahaha thats solid.
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11-04-2008, 04:14 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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 That is brilliant!!
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11-04-2008, 06:05 PM
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Wait? What?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Tassie
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groan
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11-04-2008, 06:55 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
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11-04-2008, 07:07 PM
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let it burn
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: QUEENSLANDER!!!!!
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New punchline for an old joke.
Why? Are your chips hot? |
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Booze Bus
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