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Old 12-12-2005, 08:33 PM   #1
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Default Funny Ford and other Bumper Stickers

Saw a bumper sticker today that almost had me in absolute tears. I'm not bashing here because I have seen some pretty funny ones from the other camp too, so here goes.

"God invented Holden so that d1ckheads wouldn't drive Ford"

Oh man that was funny. It got two drops kind of funny.

Has anyone else seen some funny car related bumper stickers?

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Old 12-12-2005, 08:35 PM   #2
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My other car's a V8, hahahahahaha WHAT!
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:31 PM   #3
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:44 PM   #4
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ive seen on a bak of a panel van, "dont laugh ur daugher could be in here"
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:46 PM   #5
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:06 PM   #6
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"God invented Holden so that d1ckheads wouldn't drive Ford"

Oh man that was funny. It got two drops kind of funny.
That saying has been around for donkeys years, in both forms (swap the brands around). It's funny but it's not that funny.
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:11 PM   #7
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This is a Ford courtesy. Around here you can here the Holdens Rusting.

Insured by the Mafia, you hit me - we hit you.

My other toy has t|ts.

(On a massive 4X4) Dont follow me. You wont make it.

I would push my Ford than drive a Holden

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Old 12-12-2005, 10:14 PM   #8
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Not a Ford/Holden one but the best bumper sticker I've ever seen was on an old dunga HiAce van

"Go Braless, it'll pull the wrinkles from your face"
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:29 PM   #10
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:04 PM   #11
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:34 PM   #12
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That saying has been around for donkeys years, in both forms (swap the brands around). It's funny but it's not that funny.
You weren't there so how do you know how my brain reacted to the information and the actual severity of the impulses imparted that forced me to laugh?

Oh, and I made a mistake, it was "God made holden to keep d1ckheads out of fords" - Thats why it got two drops and not one.

Some other ones are

FCK, all that is missing is U
Lotto - A tax on those not good at math
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Old 13-12-2005, 12:54 AM   #13
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Not quite a bumper sticker, but had me in stitches, there was a VL in Narre Warren with a massive sticker across the windscreen that said 'WINDSCREEN' :
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Old 13-12-2005, 01:05 AM   #14
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Best one I have seen is

"Bad sex is better than a good days work"
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Old 13-12-2005, 02:23 AM   #15
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Old 13-12-2005, 02:37 AM   #16
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Saw an AU XR8 ute with "Crackwhore Racing" on the back window

And on an EB falcon was a "HSV - I just want one" sticker.
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Old 13-12-2005, 01:51 PM   #17
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Old 13-12-2005, 01:57 PM   #18
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Old 13-12-2005, 02:33 PM   #19
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my dads tells me the ******** one eveyday lol
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Old 13-12-2005, 02:36 PM   #20
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i like the frequently sideways one
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Old 13-12-2005, 02:38 PM   #21
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Instead of Zoom Zoom...
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Old 13-12-2005, 03:29 PM   #22
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On a BMW "Sponsored by Centrelink"
A firend of mine's got that one on his Silvia. I reckon it's just inviting agnst!

I like the 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on' when, instead of a hot Ford or the like, it's on, say, a Toyota Carolla. Changes the meaning completely!
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Old 13-12-2005, 03:46 PM   #23
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My bro made this for his ex-girlfriend, she drove a 323 with bright pink seat covers and stearing wheel cover...

"Don't Laugh, It's Paid For"
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Old 13-12-2005, 04:09 PM   #24
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Funniest one I ever saw was on back of a ute in really tiny type it said: " If you can read this you're a f***ing legend"
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Old 13-12-2005, 04:58 PM   #26
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The funniest one I have ever seen and I am SPEWING that I did not get a pic, was on a Pervis Eureka.

For those who have never seen one of these damn fine pieces of technology a Pervis Eureka is a plastic kit car that is home assembled on an VW beetle chassis. They look a bit like a Lambo or Ferarri but are just a trendy looking Baja Bug.

The sticker:

"Goes Like a Zirtek"

I nearly ****ed myself laughing.......
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Old 13-12-2005, 05:08 PM   #27
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"HSV - I just BEAT one"

and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!
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Old 13-12-2005, 05:32 PM   #28
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some of the many i've gone and laughed at..(not funny to you well pffft but i found the driver and sticker at that time very funny) e
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Old 13-12-2005, 05:48 PM   #29
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on the back f an FPV
A HUGE HSV sticker complete with the logo, looked strange.

Until i looked closer, it said
"Holden Service Vehicle"
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Old 13-12-2005, 05:52 PM   #30
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'God created sh1t... Holden put wheels on it'
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