New Australian Citizenship test.

[AUXRVIII]

2007 Australian Citizenship test


1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arrse'?
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2. What is a "bloody little beauty"?
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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1 0. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 60 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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22. What does "sinkin at a mates joint and getten para" mean?

[VIBEBA]

Pure gold mate
+1 for me to bring this in if you can answer them then your aussie enough..

[[Tonko]]

Hahaha! funny stuff...
gold...

[dave351cid]

well done.

[Interceptor]

technically, #18 is no......

[Bosman]

Thats awesome . No4 a p1sser

[Casper]

Originally Posted by Interceptor

technically, #18 is no......

thats what I said.. unless its a barbed wire fence!

[Interceptor]

Originally Posted by Casper

thats what I said.. unless its a barbed wire fence!

i was thinking more along the lines of

[Casper]

Originally Posted by Interceptor

i was thinking more along the lines of

good point

[Yellow_Festiva]

Yeah.... I use words to the same effect with the other Aussies when I work overseas. It confuses the Yanks and the Canadians off to no end lol.

[Interceptor]

and wouldnt the correct answer for #11 be "if you've gotta ask, you probably dont wanna know"?

[fmc351]

I was gonna take the test, but Im just gonna say 7.

Im going for a 22.

[AUXRVIII]

Originally Posted by Interceptor

technically, #18 is no......

Depends on where the circlework is being done

[Interceptor]

Originally Posted by AUXRVIII

Depends on where the circlework is being done

as the sticker says m8, NO UTE NO CIRCLE WORK

a ute isnt a car!

[AUXRVIII]

Originally Posted by Interceptor

as the sticker says m8, NO UTE NO CIRCLE WORK

a ute isnt a car!

: Maybe I should have read the question properly!

[uranium_death]

If he had this, maybe that coloured lady who was driving the Lancer on the backstreets of Glen Waverley at 5km/h wouldn't clogging up our roads.

[Interceptor]

it'd be scary to see how many "Australians" would fail it too though

[Ives]

Originally Posted by Interceptor

it'd be scary to see how many "Australians" would fail it too though

The real citizenship test or the test on the first post?

[Interceptor]

both..........

[SHIFTN]

That's a cracka

[Powdered Toast Man]

Number 10 is my speciality dish if I'm cooking lol.

[Mongoose]

hahaha, lol @ number 13, so true

[XPcoupe]

Very good, need to add.

If you are going to a mates for a couple what time are you expected to turn home.

no:16 that must be a NSW state law not a australian law. can't stand that
stuff in burgers.

[4.9 EF Futura]

That's farken hilarious. You sir are a credit to this commonwealth of ours!

[Ringo]

Gold.....

[boss-290]

Pure gold!