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Old 03-01-2005, 01:53 AM   #1
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...
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...so I hung up
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:54 AM   #2
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Hahahahaha!
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:03 AM   #3
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rofl, thats a wise move there.
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:08 AM   #4
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lmao! what bro, not a fan of a bit of curve aye????


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Old 03-01-2005, 02:23 AM   #5
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hehehe, good to see, tis one of my mottos in life too....




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Old 03-01-2005, 02:55 AM   #6
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That was gold!!
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:04 AM   #7
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Haha, pretty funny joke but I'm sure he sat home alone that night.
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:55 AM   #8
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Haha, pretty funny joke but I'm sure he sat home alone that night.
ha ha - now THAT's a response!!!
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:02 AM   #9
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to bad the pounds she put on were in her breasts, she came over to my home and made wild love to me as she was upset . ur loss mate.
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:16 AM   #10
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HAHA!! You cruel b*stard!! But a funny one!
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:19 AM   #11
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LMAO... ive heard it before, but couldnt quite remember how it went. Still very funny though
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:07 AM   #12
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Haha thats pretty funny lol.
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:10 AM   #13
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:26 PM   #14
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Nothing wrong with a little more cushion for the pushin' !
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:31 PM   #15
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:55 PM   #16
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Haha, pretty funny joke but I'm sure he sat home alone that night.
well yeah, my girlfriend doesn't sit on my lap while i'm on the comp

Oh by the way I probably should've written (joke) in the title but I wouldn't do this myself.... really :o
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:58 PM   #17
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Ahh yes.. the golden rule of females..

Once you've been there. neve go back!
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:03 PM   #18
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Ahhh... Standards... I remember those...

**Shakes head**

Back in the day...

Oh, the bloke across the road from me just started up his XA GT. What a lovely day.
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:18 PM   #19
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Her name wasn't "Judy" was it, LOL.
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:41 PM   #20
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to bad the pounds she put on were in her breasts, she came over to my home and made wild love to me as she was upset . ur loss mate.
Bwahahahaha, seriously funny though.
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:43 PM   #21
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No guy I know would turn down a girl that was offering.
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:13 PM   #22
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am i the only one that thought that was a shit joke?
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:17 PM   #23
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I've heard that one before. Still, pretty cool joke
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:25 PM   #24
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No guy I know would turn down a girl that was offering.
Mmm maybe you dont know many blokes who can see.
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:34 PM   #25
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Mmm maybe you dont know many blokes who can see.
Nah, they're all that desperate they'd take whatever they could get.
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am i the only one that thought that was a shit joke?
Are you a chick? :P
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:45 PM   #27
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i just think its stupid..
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:00 PM   #28
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Nah, they're all that desperate they'd take whatever they could get.
Yeah, that sounds like Woz.
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Nah, they're all that desperate they'd take whatever they could get.
Poor buggers.
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:08 PM   #30
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