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Old 24-10-2011, 11:43 PM   #1
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Default Rejoice! The worlds Ugliest Taurus is finally being killed!

Finally! Hoon TV and Performance Forums have brought you this public service video. Destroying the ugliest car on the planet and letting us watch!

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If an effort to put this car out of it's misery the members from www.performanceforums.com teamed up together and bought this car. No amount of words can describe how ugly it is, no amount of scales can weigh how much bog (bondo) there is in in it and now amount of trees can transform it into anything better than it currently is.

Starring Uncle, Jim and a guest appearance from HoonTV's Boxer (Rotaute)
I'm really surprised at how well it drifts in the bush!
Episode One - Bush Bashing!



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Old 24-10-2011, 11:50 PM   #2
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Default Re: Rejoice! The worlds Ugliest Taurus is finally being killed!

Watched it earlier, and I must say, it can't do a burnout but it can certainly get around the damn bush with ease...!
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Old 25-10-2011, 12:09 AM   #3
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Default Re: Rejoice! The worlds Ugliest Taurus is finally being killed!

They didn't do enough damage to it.

Oh, and Prasac posted that in here earlier. Thread got locked by a mod and he was told to post videos in the video section.....
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Old 25-10-2011, 12:12 AM   #4
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Default Re: Rejoice! The worlds Ugliest Taurus is finally being killed!

LOL thats awesome! curious to see how much they picked up the POS for.
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Old 25-10-2011, 12:28 AM   #5
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hmm what's so amusing? got bored after 1 minute. PerformanceForums is a forum full of losers anyway.
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Old 25-10-2011, 01:40 AM   #6
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hmm what's so amusing? got bored after 1 minute. PerformanceForums is a forum full of losers anyway.

Agreed, they just drove it through grass & touched a couple of trees, hardly killing it. Ive seen people that have done more damage than that in shopping center carparks without trying.

If I had a day to kill it in a paddock full of trees it would have been missing more that just the front bumper ( & that came off on the trailer).
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Old 25-10-2011, 02:30 AM   #7
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Default Re: Rejoice! The worlds Ugliest Taurus is finally being killed!

Truly a hideous creation.

Agreed, they babied it through the bush. There should have nothing left of that monstrosity of a body kit after the first outing.
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Old 25-10-2011, 04:24 AM   #8
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lol at all the no idea haters.. ffs its a pos taurus.. the worlds ugliest one at that.. what were you expecting some WRC action...
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Old 25-10-2011, 07:46 AM   #9
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Ive seen this POS in person, the owner had a night rider car alarm on it thank god its the end of the road for this taurus
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Old 25-10-2011, 07:50 AM   #10
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That car was a disgrace to Ford enthusiasts globally

Thank God it's dead.
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Old 25-10-2011, 07:53 AM   #11
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it's only the first video, im sure the boys at PF are going to have a go at them about it. so i would expect video 2 to be better.
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Old 25-10-2011, 08:12 AM   #12
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hmm what's so amusing? got bored after 1 minute. PerformanceForums is a forum full of losers anyway.
Got banned/paid out on huh?

I can see why.
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Old 25-10-2011, 08:46 AM   #13
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boring. i feel cheated.

KILL IT ALREADY!!
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Old 25-10-2011, 09:00 AM   #14
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What a waste of acid rush paint.

I need it more than that abortion!!!
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Old 25-10-2011, 09:31 AM   #15
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Kill it with fire please.
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Old 25-10-2011, 10:23 AM   #16
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Yeah they're going to take a long while of beautiful pleasure destroying this vehicle. I didn't know it had already been posted, my bad - but this vehicle is that widely known and disliked that surely its destruction warrants its own thread?!

They should get Supercheap auto involved as a part of their commerical series with whats-his-name haha I'd love to see the final destruction of this car during the next V8SC race!
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Old 25-10-2011, 11:05 AM   #17
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it deserves 2 threads

there is no Powerchip in it so it may take a while to destroy
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Old 25-10-2011, 11:32 AM   #18
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this pos was about 5mins from my house ,glad it's gone home and land values are on the up
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Old 25-10-2011, 11:36 AM   #19
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Got banned/paid out on huh?

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Old 25-10-2011, 11:51 AM   #20
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Default Re: Rejoice! The worlds Ugliest Taurus is finally being killed!

All you guys that claim to have seen this car out and about - did you see the driver, what did he look like? (i.e. did he always cover his face, lol)
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Old 25-10-2011, 12:10 PM   #21
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Forget the flame suit, im going to have to go to another part of the universe before saying this...

In my own opinion, I find nothing wrong with the look of this model Taurus. HOWEVER, like all r.i.c.e vehicles this particular example is simply awful. The fibreglass strapped to it has made a nice looking Ford look like an abomination to all things Automotive.

I dont like to see a Ford get destroyed. I wouldve preferred them to save this poor vehicle from its clinically insane owner, and turned it into something neat and clean.
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Old 25-10-2011, 12:57 PM   #22
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I hate the flared wheel arches, and there looks top be around 2 feet of clearance between the actual wheel and the end of the arch. That hideous thing has more flares than a Beegee's concert.
Maybe some 845/10/R20's would make it look better.
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Forget the flame suit, im going to have to go to another part of the universe before saying this...

In my own opinion, I find nothing wrong with the look of this model Taurus. HOWEVER, like all r.i.c.e vehicles this particular example is simply awful. The fibreglass strapped to it has made a nice looking Ford look like an abomination to all things Automotive.

I dont like to see a Ford get destroyed. I wouldve preferred them to save this poor vehicle from its clinically insane owner, and turned it into something neat and clean.
That is also my mentality. Regardless of badge, I'd rather see something be returned to it's original state or at least improved in another way rather than destroyed because someone ignorant has decided his way was better.
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Old 25-10-2011, 01:22 PM   #24
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For some reason i hate seeing cars get destroyed...a waste regardless....sure its pretty damn terrible..but still.

Actually even with the horror kit off, theyre still pretty damn ugly..
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For those of you that would prefer to see it "rescued", you had your chance to do this yourselves when it was listed on eBay but nobody took it.

PF has it now and it is never coming back. Wait until you see what the final plans for it are
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Old 25-10-2011, 01:48 PM   #26
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Couldn't they just run over it with next most ugliest thing... A Ssangyong ?

Every time I see one, I throw up a bit in my mouth!
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Old 25-10-2011, 02:12 PM   #27
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Is this still going,it sold millions in the us and prob kept Ford aus pumping,kill thread to the max!!!.

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Old 25-10-2011, 02:15 PM   #28
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For those of you that would prefer to see it "rescued", you had your chance to do this yourselves when it was listed on eBay but nobody took it.

PF has it now and it is never coming back. Wait until you see what the final plans for it are
I remember that Explosions and other ends were originally thought about......

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only plowing this thing into the power of 5 burning arabian suns would convince me it would not return and allow me to sleep easy at night
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burning it down in front of the original owners house would be the best course of action. he might think twice about creating another monstrosity like it
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