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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Just waiting for a mate
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I moved in with some of my partners friends in a share house, and I told them how I usually keep myself preoccupied on the weekends in the garage.
They seemed interested, so I showed them around the car, and I got answers like: "It has woodgrain in it, is it a Mercedes?" "It's a nice colour, is that the colour that a Mercedes is" "Does the paint get stains after you washed off the bird poo as well?" So I took them for a drive in it, and gave it a rev at the lights, and I get: "Are there two engines in this Mercedes, because its faster than my little blue car with the bird poo stains on it" After that I had an epic facepalm
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No plastic bumpers
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Magpie (near Ballarat) Vic
Posts: 38
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The '35 -
"Is that a Pilot???" Heard it so many times and I still get mad, Pilots where the Pommy post war car put together out of the parts bin. The Galaxie:- Lady beside me at the lights in a Mazda SUV "Can I jump in your car, its way cooler than mine?" ( I would have welcomed her but the missus was a couple of blocks behind) "Isn't the 390 the truck motor??" - Ouch When I took the daughter to school in about year 8 "Yo - Snoop dog" The Gossy:- First outing, kid about 14 "Man, that's the sexiest car I've ever seen!" My favourite comment on someone elses car - we were discussing big '70s cars without power steering and I yelled out to a mate asking if AMC Matador X had power steering. As soon as he said "yes" without thinking I asked if they made them in mens. (Ah well, the Galaxie's got it too!)
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The toys '35 Ford Deluxe Sedan '54 Cusso (SideValve of course) '65 Galaxie Convertible (390) '75 XB John Goss Special |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 684
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"are your wheels white"
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#214 | ||
I drank what?
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In a state of confusion
Posts: 570
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Well, this young guy said to me "What a piece of junk" So I replied "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid"
Then this chick said one time "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought" My reply was "That's funny, I said the same thing to your boyfriend" All of the above is true, apart from the false parts. Cheers, Kraig
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SY TS AWD LPG TEZZA
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Perth
Posts: 2,383
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"nice"
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1st car 75 XB Fairmont wagon 302C converted to 351C. 2nd car 82 ZK Fairlane 351C 4spd AOD LPG/Avgas 3rd car 97 EL Falcon police car 4L auto dual fuel 4th car 90 XF ute (work car) 5th car 06 SY TS AWD Territory Orbital LPi 6th car 95 XG ute 7th car 2014 SZ Territory TX Petrol Fords all my life. |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Gren A Waverrey
Posts: 2,367
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Get a real car
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Ford Convert
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Epping
Posts: 443
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..... you don't see too many nice Fords like this.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 935
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Everyone just stares at it for servo's for about 10 seconds and then says, "Hey mate...how does she go??" with a big smile and it's always ls1 boys lol. Fun.
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#219 | ||
Starter Motor
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 29
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2 x Vermillion fire XY GT Replicas / They dont build 'em like that anymore ....my dad/Aunt , Uncle , Mum, dog etc had one ......blah blah blah
as for the girlfriend thing ....yeah as long as she doesn't talk like one of my mates and scratch her balls more than I do....hahaha
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Force Fed Ford
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Brisbane, Qld
Posts: 203
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Shortly after tuning my BF xr6t to 280rwkw.
My diehard holden4lyfe mates laugh at me and tell me their VR ecotecs would smash me. and that REAL AUSSIE MUSCLE (?) had a lion on the front. I take them for a drive, give it a little squirt "... I guess it goes okay.."
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Regular Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 251
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On the flip side, does anyone else have trouble telling people what they REALLY think about a friends / colleagues car? A guy at work just got a brand new 320d convertible w/options, must have been 80k... I checked it out and it really did nothing for me at all, either do the performance stats. Just pretty plain and uninspiring I thought.
I made a big fuss over it though and told him it was fantastic, as you do. In reality I was thinking of all the other cars one could purchase with 80k. ![]() |
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The Experience...
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 1,017
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Good luck to them
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Regular Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 185
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Should have said back, steal your Sisters car mate?
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My Daily VT Wagon, stock. I hate Holdens, but the wagons look better than the Fords. Shame. Ma Project Car Now Grandpa ED with ma hectic louvres, LPG, stock as she goes, surprisingly reliable and goes ****in hard on gas! Toy Car XF UTE with XR6 Headlights, Chromed 12 Slotters, 4.1L 250 Crossflow, Triple Holley Carbs, Stage 4 Crow Cam, Extractors, 3" Exhaust, Yella Terra Roller Rockers, 5 Speed TREMEC Manual Box, 3.45 9" LSD. SOLD :( Come at me Holden. |
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FPV F6E FG XR8 UTE EL XR6
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Perth
Posts: 664
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Back when i had my blueprint XR6, I was walking to my car after voting at the last election and a bloke was looking in my window, i herd him tell his mrs that thats the radar detector is wanted. jokinly i said "Nice car" to which he replied "Oh yeh, she goes alright". His mrs then gave him a slap on the arm to tell him off, i just laughed and got in my car and drove off. The look on his face was priceless.
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#225 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2,888
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mother in law....it smells new...of course it does!!
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11 second car with a 12 second driver Blown BA GT mk 2 manual in Envi Last edited by Auslandau; 04-03-2012 at 11:42 PM. Reason: Yes minor .... but being consistant ..... no insinuation to drag racing at the lights as that is only for the 'hero's' |
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#226 | ||
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: SA
Posts: 5,213
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Last year at Gazzanats upon first entering the gates I was asked a few times if I was a support vehicle,made me and a few others have a good laugh.
No exhaust and external gate this year will fix that! |
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#227 | ||
Guest
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gods Country
Posts: 16,258
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Recent comment.. it's still just a 6
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#228 | ||
Thailand Specials
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Centrefold Lounge
Posts: 49,073
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I had someone at the local petrol station come over to me when he noticed I was filling my Focus at the diesel pump, asked me how it drives and what I'm getting out of a tank, was surprised.
One of my mates who hated the look of EF/EL Falcons has warmed up to my EL Fairmont Ghia after sitting in it and checking it out up close. |
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#229 | ||
3..2..1..
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Bellbird park
Posts: 7,218
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'nice colour'
and **** thats a massive bonnet'... hmm looks the same size as any other falcon to me lol Last edited by Auslandau; 04-03-2012 at 11:40 PM. Reason: Swear filtered! |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Victoria
Posts: 613
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Was at a servo near mildura today, and about 40 bikies from the Adelaide rebels MC pulled up as I stopped at the bowser.
A couple of them came over and started talking to me about how nice the colour was and the usual "is it an 8" stuff, then they got me to start it up, and one I then just went "holy ******* that sounds good!!" Then they jumped on their Harley's and left again after they were all fuelled up haha Mind you I was on my way home from picking the car up from the panel beaters
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1988 XF Panelvan - Cam, 5 speed conversion, LSD, interior swap, 235/60-15 front, 275/60-15 rear, extractors/exhaust, Kings super low front and 2" blocks rear 1993 Honda VFR750F |
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Regular Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 308
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#232 | ||
Blue blooded
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Geelong, Vic
Posts: 1,638
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The most common line for me:
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 322
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At the lights after a big squirt out of a side street and a battered EL sedan pulls up, running on 5.Old bloke says:
`Fords are crap, but that one goes alright. But you shoudve done a coupe.` Everyone had a coupe didnt they?
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Victoria
Posts: 613
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Just about every servo in town is like that. The Caltex in red cliffs almost always has a couple there when i cruise past
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1988 XF Panelvan - Cam, 5 speed conversion, LSD, interior swap, 235/60-15 front, 275/60-15 rear, extractors/exhaust, Kings super low front and 2" blocks rear 1993 Honda VFR750F |
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RAPID GT-P
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Tumut nsw
Posts: 1,091
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I had the police pull me up at kiama and told me he only pulled me up to tell me he likes my car.. I Didn't get put on the bag or anything, he just wanted a better look and gave me the usual nice comments about it.
My girlfriend said that, that was odd! :-S
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Full Difilippo big boy exhaust /4.5" body ballistic metal cats / boss 315 plenum & twin throttle body coupled to bpr airbox / powerbond underdrives / herrod 290 cams / malwood opt 3+ / hrs Pegasus rims 19x8.5 front - 9.5 rear / nitto invo 245-35-19F & 275-35-19R / whiteline swaybars/ Under bonnet bling / 4.11 harrop truetrac Enhanced by BLUEPOWER ![]() supercharged 363 dart takes on au work ute http://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11342906 |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 11,290
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He actually looked under the car.....LOL...Yuk, yuk, yuk....ha ha |
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#237 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Perth
Posts: 886
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I came out of a shopping centre once and a guy dressed up all in ferrari gear from racing ferrari shoes, to red ferrari shorts, a red ferrari polo shirt and a ferrari hat was just standing there staring at my ute.
I appraoched him and I said "its a beauty isnt it?" he said in an italian accent "sure it! is it a special? I love the lines! the headlights and the wheels! are they a limited edition?" As chuffed as I was I just replied no its a standard 1998 ford ute with a differant front end. I did not want to get into details and just left it at that.
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"Clowns may be funny in the circus, but they are killers on the highway". "I didn't get much sleep last night I had a Brazillan woman banging on my door ALL night! - I finally got up to let her out" Click here to see my ute |
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Cruising...
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Perth
Posts: 3,819
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They technically didnt say anything but i was driving along yesterday and i looked in the side mirror as i do...and saw somebody leaning out their window taking a photo of the stickers on the back of my truck.
Green P plater in a Hyundai with 5 people in it, even a couple of the passengers gave me thumbs up as they drove past! Never thought id see that!
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#239 | ||
Banned
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: launceston TAS
Posts: 1,847
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I've had a few good comments about the falcons but never any smarta*** crap.
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Barra Turbo > V8
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I remember when i had my T2 TE50, i was at the lights and had some guy give me his phone number wanting to buy it.
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