Mental Disease, and you. - Page 4

MITCHAY · 06-07-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

I am not a hoon!

Hahaha, who am I kidding?

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Where are some pictures of a Focus having fun in the dirt?

Agreed, excellent stuff, well done oh sour one!

Oh yes, Camry owner, that HAS to be done!

Meh dirt field will usually cause little harm to anyone. I used to do the fishies on a dirt track down the coast in the TX5 until somehow i stuffed a CV boot. Was a lot of fun though.

Casper · 06-07-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MITCHAY

Meh dirt field will usually cause little harm to anyone. I used to do the fishies on a dirt track down the coast in the TX5 until somehow i stuffed a CV boot. Was a lot of fun though.

Huh???
So your arguing for or against doing damage to cars on dirt????

MITCHAY · 06-07-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Huh???
So your arguing for or against doing damage to cars on dirt????

Sorry what i meant to say is the only harm your doin on a dirt road provided there isnt anyone is to yourself and your car. Ive done it before but it cost me a bit of money so i dont do it anymore. If i had a real POS that barely worked im all for it hehehe.

Sourbastard · 06-07-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by casper

Huh???
So your arguing for or against doing damage to cars on dirt????

Notice how they imemdiately started trying to differentiate between different 4 cylinder vehicles? Escort > Focus > Telstar > Horse Drawn Wagon

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

You constantly try to differentiate one model 4 cylinder from another, while those with complete cars can see no difference as they accelerate past them on the highway.

I swear the stuff I'm writing is self fulfilling prophecy.

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The MaDDeSTMaN · 06-07-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

Notice how they imemdiately started trying to differentiate between different 4 cylinder vehicles? Escort > Focus > Telstar > Horse Drawn Wagon

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You constantly try to differentiate one model 4 cylinder from another, while those with complete cars can see no difference as they accelerate past them on the highway.

I swear the stuff I'm writing is self fulfilling prophecy.

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Hahahaha. Now that I've got a larger engine (4.1 I6) I get plenty of time to view the 4 cylinder cars as they accelerate past me on the highway... Damn 3 speed auto and stock tall diff ratio!

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And at least an Escort is a RWD, and is actually a Ford, unlike a Telstar *cough* mazda *cough* :Reverend:

Casper · 06-07-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

And at least an Escort is a RWD, and is actually a Ford, unlike a Telstar *cough* mazda *cough* :Reverend:

Yup, you got it bad!!
You constantly try to differentiate one model 4 cylinder from another

Axle-F · 06-07-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

Magna Owner Syndrome
Psychological Requirements:
Must have the personality of a dead trout

Symptoms:
Delusional Traits -
Believe that a 5 year warranty is valuable
Think that the latest Magna does not look like an Upside Down Canoe.
You consider yourself a safe driver.
You consider a VRX a performance car.

I cant help but add my 2 cents on that. Before i got my AU i was tossing up between it and the VRX, and the TJ series (previous model) was actually pretty damn quick. Heres the timeslip from a stockie:

What say you now?

Pilch · 06-07-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Axle-F

I cant help but add my 2 cents on that. Before i got my AU i was tossing up between it and the VRX, and the TJ series (previous model) was actually pretty damn quick. Heres the timeslip from a stockie:

What say you now?

For a performance car based on todays standards that isn't quick at all! a TRUE performance car would be atleast doing a low 14 pass I would've thought. You seem to be suffering both magna and AU syndrome there axle

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But seeing as I am stuck in 1984 (or 1982?) because of Cleveland syndrome, the VRX is actually relatively quick

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Sourbastard · 06-07-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Axle-F

What say you now?

Let.
Go.

XD 351 Ute · 06-07-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

once Ford "Wakes Up!" and start producing brand new Carbie fed Clevelands for the BC Falcon.

Sweet!!!!

When will these be out??
I need something to replace the Thermoquad on my ute!!

Ed

Laminge · 06-07-2005, 04:39 PM

sensational

I sit here looking at my monitor with a Tickford badge attached, however having one spare it will now be placed on the dunny

Sourbastard · 06-07-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Laminge

sensational

I sit here looking at my monitor with a Tickford badge attached, however having one spare it will now be placed on the dunny

This post is useless without pics

b2tf · 06-07-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Laminge

sensational

I sit here looking at my monitor with a Tickford badge attached, however having one spare it will now be placed on the dunny

Haha I have one on mine too!

Perana · 06-07-2005, 05:01 PM

Must remove the Tickford badges from the EA and stick them on the dunny then !

Disclaimer: I do not have tickford badges on my EA

Gammaboy · 06-07-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Perana XR8

Must remove the Tickford badges from the EA and stick them on the dunny then !

How would you be able to tell the difference? :dr_Evil:

Sourbastard · 06-07-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

How would you be able to tell the difference? :dr_Evil:

Toilet gets cleaned regularly.

4.9 EF Futura · 06-07-2005, 05:13 PM

Sourbastard - you are a king amoungst men. Tickford one is BRILLIANT!

I felt dirty returning to the EF after work yesterday...

MickyB · 07-07-2005, 01:06 PM

Sourbastard are you Holden_Nut on ls1.com.au? I presume you aren't, so you may want to check out the Forum Bar there.

Sourbastard · 07-07-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MickyB

Sourbastard are you Holden_Nut on ls1.com.au? I presume you aren't, so you may want to check out the Forum Bar there.

No im not, but i think its time i had an ls1 account dont you. plagerizing tards.

MickyB · 07-07-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

No im not, but i think its time i had an ls1 account dont you. plagerizing tards.

Yeh I was a little stunned when I saw it, I'm Jizzlobber (don't ask) by the way.

RED_EL_XR8 · 07-07-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

No im not, but i think its time i had an ls1 account dont you. plagerizing tards.

Badge of Honor, the red army cant even have original though!!! We know who is the original and best!

Biggoggs · 07-07-2005, 10:40 PM

Well I'm driving my old brown Telstar TX5 Ghia while my EA has EA problems, so I guess that makes me an `E Series Owner SYndrome' sufferer with lapsed `4 Cylinder Ford Owners Syndrome' and `Red Telstar Owners Syndrome'

Funny in a horoscope prediction sortof way- btw sourbastard out of curiosity what do you fall under?

Sourbastard · 08-07-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggoggs

Funny in a horoscope prediction sortof way- btw sourbastard out of curiosity what do you fall under?

AU Ute. Thus im an animal molesterer with a bad taste in art :P

07-07-2005, 11:53 PM

These are brilliant work...keep them coming.

by the way my au isn't ugly

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08-07-2005, 02:10 AM

good stuff ;) love it . e series and utes all the way

oops tis 460cixy here realy should check im loged i before i post

Shonky · 11-07-2005, 11:29 AM

Bwahaha! I had a look at LS1 last night... Sourbastard you truly are the magnificent bastard! Gave him a fair pasting...

Suggestions for future ailments... LandRover owners syndrome: Theres about 5 pages of disease in that topic!

Casper · 12-09-2006, 09:33 PM

I thought I'd return this for all the new members who hadn't heard the "word of Sourbastard"

FGX-351 · 13-09-2006, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Casper

I thought I'd return this for all the new members who hadn't heard the "word of Sourbastard"

I'm not sure if I prefer this or his version of "It was the night before christmas". lol

XR6_661 · 12-09-2006, 09:47 PM

We need a Toyota Camry owners one, noting how the straw hat on the rear parcel shelf makes them better then you.

Fairlane · 12-09-2006, 10:11 PM

Toyota Camry Owners Syndrome
Psychological Requirements:
Senality

Symptoms:
Delusional Traits -
ABC AM Radio doesnt sound like its being played with a 1930s Vacuum valve wireless
The Camry Sportivo is a true sports car on par with the Jaguar XJ.
The Camry is a superior to a lexus because its cheaper
The Camry is the true succesor to the crown
FWD Understeer is an important safety feature
The more spokes a wheel has the better
Toyota dealers represent the nirvana in road technology, dealer staff are to be treat in a similiar manner as doctors and lawyers
Age and 'Expierience' and a disabled permit entitles the driver to any car parking spot in the shopping centre
Speed advisory signs on corners are for elite Sportivo drivers only

Hallucinations -
95% of drivers are ethnic, P-plate, car thieves with Slick hair and dangerous 'imported' (read ethnic) vehicles- as seen on ACA
Contemplates why 'A country Practice' was pulled from channel 7 whilst stealing a car spot at Westfield

Physical Traits -
Walking Stick
Bowling Whites
Inability to see over Dashboard even with Sydney Whitepages as booster

Treatment
Court ordered removal of licence after running over small animals/childrem

Prognosis
Will continue to kill, maim and bowl until licence is revoked or bastard son with Power of Attoney ships them off to a Nursing Home.

*Though i cant talk to much I owned an Avalon :(