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13-12-2005, 06:10 PM | #31 | ||
Mopar/No Car
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sticker on the diff of my Kingswood:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE CHECK OCCUPANTS
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13-12-2005, 10:17 PM | #32 | ||
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On a Ford SVO I saw today,
SVO: Sideways Veichle Operator
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13-12-2005, 10:51 PM | #33 | |||
Back in Blue!
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My favourite would have to be: "Gone mad, back shortly" I'm also considering having one made up for my XE: "Fat B*stard Express"
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13-12-2005, 10:55 PM | #34 | ||
Boost
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I use holden shirts to polish my ford :
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13-12-2005, 11:51 PM | #35 | ||
hmmm boost
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ive seen, dont follow me im lost too .
on the back on a VL massive sticker saying, BIG STICKER
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13-12-2005, 11:51 PM | #36 | |||
Afterburner + skids =
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it said "Get out, shut up, and start pushing"
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14-12-2005, 12:18 AM | #37 | ||
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I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.
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14-12-2005, 02:35 AM | #38 | ||
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I want this one for my escort
"DO NOT OVERTAKE OVERTURNING VEHICLE"
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14-12-2005, 02:41 AM | #39 | ||
Last warning
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i had a good laugh at this one....
if its too hard to make out... it simply said Neighbours in the tv show font.. didnt get it but lol!
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15-12-2005, 11:16 PM | #40 | ||
TERRA Operative
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'If you can read this, I've lost my caravan'
There was a guy down the road who was a snake catcher. He had 'Snake-away Services' on the back of his car. Funny when out of context.
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15-12-2005, 11:33 PM | #41 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... ...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
fav......Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
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15-12-2005, 11:50 PM | #42 | ||
FPV GT 0915
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I have seen this on the back of a chick's car "any closer and you'l need a condom" and another that i"ve seen is "I'm not into that! so get off my ****".
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15-12-2005, 11:50 PM | #43 | ||
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Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?
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15-12-2005, 11:59 PM | #44 | ||
not here much anymore
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Seen quite a few good ones, i love the ones like "WINDSCREEN" etc.
One today was "I wish i had a CAT sticker like every other ****er"
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16-12-2005, 12:00 AM | #45 | |||
Grinder+Welder = Race car
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16-12-2005, 12:13 AM | #46 | ||
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On one of my cars was: BLAT Racing (Break late and turn.......)
so many cars in Qld seem to do exactly that too : |
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16-12-2005, 12:20 AM | #47 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Wombat Mobile. eats roots and leaves.
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Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
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16-12-2005, 12:38 AM | #48 | ||
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dont like my driving e mail me at www.eatsh#tandgof##ckyourself.com.au
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16-12-2005, 02:03 AM | #49 | |||
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16-12-2005, 02:10 AM | #50 | ||
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Funniest thing I saw on the back of a car was on a new model Magna and it said "GT". Still LMAO .....
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16-12-2005, 02:17 AM | #51 | ||
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On the back of a motorcyclist's jacket:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE B!TCH FELL OFF"
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16-12-2005, 02:41 AM | #52 | |||
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That 5h1ts them off so bad.
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16-12-2005, 02:43 AM | #53 | |||
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Or ... "Curiosity didn't kill the cat ... my 4WD did"
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16-12-2005, 02:45 AM | #54 | |||
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16-12-2005, 03:56 AM | #55 | ||
its not a!
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On a family car's trailer packed with camping gear...
"Yes weve got the f#ing kitchen sink too!!" On an XC Falcon... "Holden means a great deal to korea" On a chicks VL "Is that a 2L? How cute..."
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-93'ED XR8- 5-spd Charcoal Black ohh yeeah
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16-12-2005, 12:01 PM | #56 | ||
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I used to have "Ban Stupid Pedestrians Not Bullbars" on my bar. Needless to say, at the lights, the people crossing in front were a little hesitant.
My old B&S bus had a heap of sayings like "up ya B*m, No Babies" and CAT-The other White meat. My favorite was a cartoon pick of a cow in a tutu doing a handstand, a cot pat on the ground and the phrase "stupid cow" It gave me and the boys hours of drunken entertainment.
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16-12-2005, 05:14 PM | #57 | ||
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this was on my old car
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16-12-2005, 06:53 PM | #58 | ||
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Across the back off my old HZ ute I had
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians." That got alot of attention. |
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17-12-2005, 03:07 AM | #59 | ||
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I would like one on the back of the Ford that said, "This IS my other car" or "My other car's a sh#tbox"
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