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Old 13-12-2005, 06:10 PM   #31
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sticker on the diff of my Kingswood:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE CHECK OCCUPANTS
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Old 13-12-2005, 10:17 PM   #32
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On a Ford SVO I saw today,

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Old 13-12-2005, 10:51 PM   #33
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and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!
heh, A bloke I work with has that one on the back of his AU XR8 ute. Doesn't have a bullbar on it though (not yet anyway). Ater a little wildlife encounter earlier in the year, I'd have to concur with it. :nutsycuck

My favourite would have to be: "Gone mad, back shortly"

I'm also considering having one made up for my XE: "Fat B*stard Express"
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Old 13-12-2005, 10:55 PM   #34
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I use holden shirts to polish my ford :
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Old 13-12-2005, 11:51 PM   #35
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ive seen, dont follow me im lost too .

on the back on a VL massive sticker saying, BIG STICKER
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Old 13-12-2005, 11:51 PM   #36
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I like the 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on'
I saw one on an old Kombi that was similar.

it said "Get out, shut up, and start pushing"
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Old 14-12-2005, 12:18 AM   #37
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I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.
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Old 14-12-2005, 02:35 AM   #38
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I want this one for my escort
"DO NOT OVERTAKE OVERTURNING VEHICLE"
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Old 14-12-2005, 02:41 AM   #39
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i had a good laugh at this one....
if its too hard to make out...
it simply said Neighbours in the tv show font..
didnt get it but lol!
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Old 15-12-2005, 11:16 PM   #40
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'If you can read this, I've lost my caravan'
There was a guy down the road who was a snake catcher. He had 'Snake-away Services' on the back of his car. Funny when out of context.
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Old 15-12-2005, 11:33 PM   #41
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Old 15-12-2005, 11:50 PM   #42
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I have seen this on the back of a chick's car "any closer and you'l need a condom" and another that i"ve seen is "I'm not into that! so get off my ****".
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Old 15-12-2005, 11:50 PM   #43
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Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?
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Old 15-12-2005, 11:59 PM   #44
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Seen quite a few good ones, i love the ones like "WINDSCREEN" etc.

One today was "I wish i had a CAT sticker like every other ****er"
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Old 16-12-2005, 12:00 AM   #45
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Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?
Even better is the "HSV I Just beat one"... still dunno where to get one though. mind you, why advertise, just let your tail-lights do the talking :P
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Old 16-12-2005, 12:13 AM   #46
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On one of my cars was: BLAT Racing (Break late and turn.......)

so many cars in Qld seem to do exactly that too :
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Old 16-12-2005, 12:20 AM   #47
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Old 16-12-2005, 12:38 AM   #48
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Old 16-12-2005, 02:03 AM   #49
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I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.
Saw a yellow sign like that one, "Warning, no children aboard"
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Old 16-12-2005, 02:10 AM   #50
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Funniest thing I saw on the back of a car was on a new model Magna and it said "GT". Still LMAO .....
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Old 16-12-2005, 02:17 AM   #51
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Old 16-12-2005, 02:41 AM   #52
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Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.
And it's fun when you are in a 2L car and absolutely annihilate the guy with the V8 with that sticker ... especially when you tell 'em that they got beaten by a bottle of juice.

That 5h1ts them off so bad.
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Old 16-12-2005, 02:43 AM   #53
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and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!
Yes ... GOLD.

Or ... "Curiosity didn't kill the cat ... my 4WD did"
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Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.
Milk and Juice may come in 2 litres but cheap wine comes in 5 litres(tm) :
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Old 16-12-2005, 03:56 AM   #55
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On a family car's trailer packed with camping gear...
"Yes weve got the f#ing kitchen sink too!!"

On an XC Falcon...
"Holden means a great deal to korea"

On a chicks VL

"Is that a 2L? How cute..."
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Old 16-12-2005, 12:01 PM   #56
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I used to have "Ban Stupid Pedestrians Not Bullbars" on my bar. Needless to say, at the lights, the people crossing in front were a little hesitant.
My old B&S bus had a heap of sayings like "up ya B*m, No Babies" and CAT-The other White meat. My favorite was a cartoon pick of a cow in a tutu doing a handstand, a cot pat on the ground and the phrase "stupid cow" It gave me and the boys hours of drunken entertainment.
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Old 16-12-2005, 05:14 PM   #57
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this was on my old car
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Old 16-12-2005, 06:53 PM   #58
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Across the back off my old HZ ute I had

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

That got alot of attention.
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Old 17-12-2005, 03:07 AM   #59
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I would like one on the back of the Ford that said, "This IS my other car" or "My other car's a sh#tbox"
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