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10-07-2011, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A cute blonde came in and asked for
a seven - hundred - ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven - hundred - ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'. She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted
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10-07-2011, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gods Country
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LOL
 
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10-07-2011, 10:12 AM
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oldie but a goodie
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10-07-2011, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: East Melbourne, Victoria
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I was browsing on my phone, and the image didnt load straight away... and im like WHAT IS A 710!?!
haha.
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10-07-2011, 10:35 AM
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He,He,He, whack it in the Jokes section mate.
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10-07-2011, 10:54 AM
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335 - STILL THE BOSS ...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melb East
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If you cod pit this in the joke thread in the bar thanks
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What's a 710 Under the Bonnet???
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