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14-11-2007, 11:12 PM
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KillerXR8
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know-What" in his hand. "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!" (NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!) 
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14-11-2007, 11:25 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2005
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very funny.....
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14-11-2007, 11:27 PM
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Rapid BF XR8 Ute
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: victoria
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haha, you never fail to disappoint Joolz...
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15-11-2007, 11:00 AM
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Professional Mouse Jockey
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: SE Vic
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There's a similar blond joke circulating as well.
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15-11-2007, 11:51 AM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lysterfield
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Hahaha, drity but funny
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15-11-2007, 11:55 AM
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Back to Le Frenchy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Back home.....
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So very wrong, yet so funny
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15-11-2007, 11:55 AM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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Old, but still giggleworthy
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15-11-2007, 05:27 PM
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KillerXR8
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mid North Coast
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yeah,i liked it,got sent to me in an email,I never heard it before....lol
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Seniors....
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