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Old 14-11-2007, 11:38 AM   #1
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Old 14-11-2007, 11:41 AM   #2
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Old 14-11-2007, 12:03 PM   #3
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Hahaa that took me a while to get... god its gonna be a long day at work
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Old 14-11-2007, 12:14 PM   #4
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This job would be okay...... if it wasn't for the customers!
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Old 14-11-2007, 12:19 PM   #5
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I had one on my parts back counter wall a few years ago. Which suited some of our guys to a T.

"If it doesn't fit... FORCE IT. If it breaks while forcing it... It was meant to be replaced anyway!"
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Old 14-11-2007, 02:58 PM   #6
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Old 14-11-2007, 03:37 PM   #7
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Old 14-11-2007, 06:46 PM   #8
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this is one we've got at work

"never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine and into your head and thats where S*#t ideas come from"
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Old 15-11-2007, 10:30 AM   #9
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HEard two stupid things on the radio yesterday.
Some Govt person talking about lawn mowers and pollution
"..the average 4 CYLINDER lawn mwoer produces as much emissions as...."

I wanta 4 cylinder mower... Maybe with a sierra Cossie engine!

Then on ABC readio news
" Adam Gilchrist was unanimously voted for as the best Australian one day cricketer...
Gilchrist got 38% of the vote ahead of..."

Unanimous? on 38 % of the vote? How do you do that?
(Either way its a good choice .. go gilly! Gill Christ! - as in Jesus)
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Old 15-11-2007, 11:38 AM   #10
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Old 15-11-2007, 02:27 PM   #11
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