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Old 07-06-2008, 12:13 AM   #1
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Default Inner Peace

I am passing this info on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Shiraz, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of chpis, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr p|ss.

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