Stupid Excuses

[Spudz27]

I thought I would start a topic for people to post the most stupid excuses they have ever heard. I didn't see another thread about this.

I will begin with one that made my blood boil. I work everyday and my partner does not, even though she does not work she still sends our 3yr old to daycare twice a week, has our 5month old at home. Anyway all I ask is she keep the house and most importantly the Kitchen tidy. Anyway she whinges about how it is too hard to clean as our 3 yr old messes it back up. So today I went out and took our daughter with me so she could have some free time to clean the kitchen etc. Enough of the backstory.

I come home after an hour and she hasn't moved. I said "ummm were you not cleaning up" to which she replied "James (5 month old) is asleep" I was like WTF are you on about. She had james asleep on her and used that as her excuse not to do the cleaning. And yes I do help around the house, but I feel as I support the whole family the least she can do is keep the house and kitchen tidy.